Da Lions!

I want to go on the record and say that I think they will somehow win the last game of the year and screw up the one good thing they had going for them by getting the #1 draft pick. As a Lions fan growing up, you quickly learn one thing, they screw up everything!

I feel so sorry for Barry Sanders because he was the best running back by far to ever play the game. He amassed all kinds of records and yards by himself. If you ever want to see what it's like to be 1 vs. 11, go to YouTube and type in Barry Sanders to see some of his highlights. One thing you will notice during these highlights is the lack of blocking from any teammates. The other teams knew they were going to give the ball to him, what else were they going to do!? Let Uncle Rico toss the pig skin a quarter mile down the field?

Besides that one good player in Lions history, they have failed with all others. Andre Ware, Heisman winner, lasted about 14 minutes in D-town. Scotty Mitchell? Erik Kramer? These are quarter backs, among many, that started for the Lions and failed miserably at trying to take them to greatness.

Da Lions desperately need to lose this last game of the season to run the table and finish as the worst team in sports history, fitting for the worst organization in sports history. That way they can guarentee themselves the #1 pick and trade down and try to amass many picks in this next years draft. With 12 picks in the new draft, because the stupid Cowboys took Roy Williams off our hands for a ton of picks, they should just be able to at least draft themselves a new team.

Merry Christmas, Lions you better bring a Happy New Year and lose this last game!