Throw (UP) Back Uniforms

I am by no means the fashion police, luckily I have a wife that helps me out in the fashion sense, otherwise I would look like a combination of Al Borland and Gary Busey. So if you did not have a TV on for the days of Sunday-Tuesday (10-11 through 10-13) here is a picture for you:

Now my first reaction to seeing these were “Did they just run their white uniforms through a sewer? Are those women’s hosing from the 1850’s or socks?”

I later came to the conclusion that it was in fact the Denver Broncos uniforms thanks to the game’s play by play announcer’s letting everyone know. Otherwise when one of the Denver running backs fumbled the ball through his legs, it looked like he had just dropped a huge deuce.

My guess is the jersey's are a huge reason why Denver won this game, New England just got dizzy from looking at these socks and after the grass got torn up on the field, they acted like camouflage.

I like the throw back jersey idea, but it would be nice if someone, somewhere had some common sense and figured out that the most common reaction to seeing this jersey would be to throw up.

Not cool Denver/NFL, not cool.