American Idol Season 5 thousand

So in honor of one of the worst shows ever, I have decided to come out and let everyone know that I think I sound like Eddie Vedder when I sing. Of course that's when I'm by myself with the music turned up so that I can't hear myself. If you ask my sister, I sound more like a combination of David Duchovny and Gonzo from the Muppets.

You can't tell me you don't sing by yourself in the car when one of your favorite songs comes on and you actually know the words. Is there a particular song that you think you can sing well and actually sound like the person singing it. Wait, the person getting paid millions to sing it? I can't speak for anyone but myself, since I'm the only person that has been in the car when I'm alone.

The Simon dude that rips everyone a new one in telling them how terrible they are is really just honest. I think a lot of these air heads have not heard themselves sing or seen themselves sing. First off, I know I'm terrible. Why do a lot of these people take it all offensive when they are told they're awful? Because they can't take the truth, they've never heard the truth and they're obviously tone deaf.

Why do people contort their faces in such a weird way when trying to hit some notes? Because they don't know that you really don't have to look all tarded when you can actually sing.

For everyone reading this that is thinking of trying out for American Idol, which is no one since only my mom reads my posts, call yourself and leave yourself a voice mail singing.

Go ahead, I'll wait, I actually have time right now.

Ok, now listen to it.

Yeah, pretty bad isn't it?

You thought it was good!? Ok, call me and let me listen to it. I'll call you back with an honest opinion. On second thought, since I shouldn't give my phone number out, make an mp3 or whatever and post it. Put the link in the comments below. That way we can all make fun of it.