Finally!

I got to witness a great thing today while driving around and doing errands. The one thing all of us want to see before we die! Yes, of course this site was someone being stupid on their crotch-rocket motorcycle and licking the pavement.

Most of the people on these motorcycles are just plain stupid and think their crap don't stink. They fly around in traffic extremely recklessly and irresponsible. So finally I got to watch a show boating moron eat it. I laughed for quite awhile when I saw it, but pulled up next to him to ask if he was okay.

His response was just what I thought it was going to be. "Yeah, Yeah. I'm fine man." Although everyone could tell he was clearly shaken and just didn't want to admit it because again, he's a moron.

I think anyone that owns one of these motorcycles should have to take some kind of mandatory class where they are brain washed into driving these high powered machines like they should be.

Anyway, seeing this guy eat asphalt then get up with his pants and jacket all scraped up and his bike a little beat up was fun. I get to cross off one more thing on my list of "Things I want to see before I die." Hopefully next on the list is seeing a football player not celebrate when they make some hoe hum play. I doubt that will ever happen.