Oh Snap, I just made a tackle!

With football season in full swing I think it’s time to address a troubling trend. The excessive celebrations of regular and mediocre plays.

I think it all started with the touchdown celebrations, followed by the advent of SportCenter where athletes wanted to be on the evening news for their outstanding plays where only the best can make the 30 second recap of the game. Another major contributor is steroids. If you think football players are not on steroids, you’re just dumb, which explains why you’re reading my posts.

Now players they have to go nuts when they make a tackle run an extra 30 yards after being pushed out of bounds on a kick off play because they brought it out past the 50. These morons feel that if they do some dance, flex, hit themselves on the helmet hard or make the first down sign after gaining 8 yards they are then classified as awesome.

Note to these players, you are not more awesome for doing stupid acts like this you are classified as retarded. The best players in history didn’t do much of a celebration because they had been there before and knew they were going to do it again, see Barry Sanders TD celebrations or Brett Hull after scoring a goal.

I’m all for players getting excited, but to make a spectacle of something they get paid to do is just off the deep end. Pretty soon the whole offense is going to perform a choreographed sequence, Riverdance style, in the end zone. The guy who scores the touchdown will get to be the “lead” guy.

Just go back to huddle or throw the ball the ref and go back to your respective sideline. Your 1.2 seconds of fame is over and when analysts talk about the greatest players to play the game, your name is only going to be mentioned in the category of “Kanye West Wanna Be’s.” (See recent deutsch bag move by this ass-dart!)