On the heels of the whooping the Lions took on Thanksgiving, I came up with a short list of rules for the other teams when they play the Lions:
- Make the offense play defense and their defense has to play offense
- Make 12 vs. 6 (in favor of the Lions of course)
- Make them have one arm and/or leg tied behind them
- Make them use Uncle Rico as their QB
- Give the Lions a fair head start and spot them 35 points
- Other team only gets 3 downs, mandatory 3rd down punk/kick
- Cannont practice week before game
Best stat I saw during the game on Thursday:
Detroit 1st downs: 3
Tennessee Touchdowns: 4
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And Uncle Rico can only throw a steak - not a real football!
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