General Mall Rules

In general, I think most people in society are dumb. They don't know how to drive, they don't know how to walk down the street and they don't even know how to walk in the mall.

For those of you who have been living on Neptune, there are general rules to walking in the mall. It is pretty much like a highway, on one side of the mall people walk in one general direction while the other side is walking in the opposite direction. People merge into traffic from the assortment of shops, usually going way too slow. If you need to turn around, use a designated "For Official Use Only" lanes, do not just stop and start heading in the opposite direction.

Too many times while trying to just enjoy a stroll through the mall with my family, there are too many people that don't know that these rules exist. They need to be posted and the stupid "mall cops" on Segways should be giving these people tickets. For those of you that don't know what a Segway is, they are the invention that lazy meter maids and some "high class" mall security personnel use. Most of these people should not be using them as they are overweight and never get off them because they think they are better than everyone else.

To my point: As a society, because there are not mall cops that are of any use, we should all be allowed to carry around 3 NERF footballs. They could also be the old school dodge ball type balls too, which ever you want. When someone does something stupid that annoys you, you should be allowed to peg this person in the face or wherever you want.

When you run out of your 3 balls, you need to do something to annoy someone else and they will in turn throw their ball at you. You can collect up to 10 balls at any one time, but no more than this. When you throw your ball at someone else, they get to keep that ball. There will be no minimum distance that you need to be from these people when you throw your ball.

This would make people a lot more accountable for their actions and I think society in general would be a lot more fun if and when these rules are instituted.

I am Kirk Wolf and I approve this message.