Jack Asses, Inc.

So I was thinking during my weekly shower today that no matter what company you work at, there's always some assdart that works there that no one likes. Hint, if you have never had this problem, you're the assdart. No one knows why these people still work there. They may have dirt on someone higher up, they may have just worked there for too long or they're the Milton type and actually are working for free because they're pay checks stopped coming but they didn't get the memo.

Whatever the case may be, I have a solution to this problem. Filter out each of these people and have them form their own company! As you can see to the title of this blog, the name could be Jack Asses, Inc. or could also be Bite Me, LLC. There's plenty of names, and we'll need each one for all of the industries where these people will be filtered to.

I have worked at companies where I don't know why certain people are there. Without naming names or being too specific here are the common characteristics they all seem to share. You have to kiss their butt and pretend to like them if they are higher up on the "corporate ladder" (I hate that term), they always talk down to you like they're crap don't stink and they are very anal. Now understand that I'm in engineering, so that is a pretty common trait, but these Assclowns are a little too anal about EVERYTHING!

If the common good workers (good worker = likes to dink around on the internet, likes to chat with co-workers about non-work related topics, gets drunk at lunch for fun once in awhile and gets their work done when it is required but is otherwise relaxed) can filter these bums out and give these companies names that we know to stay away from; I don't think anyone would feel uncomfortable starting in a new work environment.